About Time you say!!!!!!!!

I can hear the comments already, "about time somebody took that young man's britches down and tanned his hide." or  "Can I take Shan's place and take you over my knee, hold on I'll fetch my hairbrush..."

Yes folks, by this time on Monday, I will not be able to sit down without pain or discomfort.Due to circumstances totally beyond my control I have been a spank free zone and my heinie has had a ball.
You see I have been a total brat the last three months, Mom is in South Africa, so is aunty Nita and to cap it all my doctor gave me a right "bollocking" on Friday morning. I think she wished she could take me across her knee and blister my heinie. I have been poorly for about three weeks and last Thursday was rushed to the doctors only to find my sugar level at 17. Doctor sent me for bloods and the only saving grace is it was only the sugar levels up. everything else was good.

I got a call from my "other daughter" on Friday morning telling me she had contacted my Aunty Shan and that I as to go see her on Monday morning. Aunty Shan had told her she felt I had been avoiding her and would Pam be so kind as to accompany me to ensure I did in fact keep my appointment, also to make sure to tell me tha ebony hair brush would be on the mantelpiece waiting for me.