Been keeping a bit mum this last few weeks, life as you know very often is not kind and although I have not been getting into trouble, I have actually been busy.
Busy losing weight, in the six months since starting on the new medication I have to date lost a total of 2.5 stone. fro those not familiar with this unit of measurement, I'll explain; 1 stone equals 14 lbs, this means I have lost a total of 35lbs and at 2.2lbs per kg it is a little under 16kg.
Everyone from mom to Aunty Nita, not forgetting mama thinks I have done very well and so my bottom has had a chance to recover. The danger in all this adulation is the brat inside me is chomping at the bit, "let me out, my place is over my ladies knee", well, in desperation I emailed my other Aunt, and as everyone knows Aunty Shan does not recognise a statute of limitations for naughtiness. I have told her I at my wits end, I feel as though life has no meaning and definitely has no direction. In short I have asked her for a spanking as I know I need direction, especially now, with me feeling as low as I feel. So watch this space; on Wednesday at 11am GMT I see Aunty Shan, by 11.15 I will be bawling my eyes out, promising to be good, swearing never to misbehave ever again.if only she stops spanking me! Of course like any mom she wont stop until she decides I have had enough.
