Soaped already!!!!

I think the plan for any naughty boy no matter how old he is is to avoid getting spanked. I always say that if it is meant to be then no matter what I say or do is going to alter the situation.

Mama bought me a internet tablet for Christmas and I have had a tumultuous and torrid time learning how to operate the device. Yesterday I was attempting to get online when I lost wifi signal and I got a message on the screen that told me I could not access the site because the tablet was not connected to the internet. I did not realise that I had spoken out aloud when I swore. The next thing I knew was that mama came into the lounge and grabbed my ear and dragged me into the bathroom where she proceeded to lather up a bar of soap. Grabbing my ear and twisting the lobe brought a cry of pain from me and as my mouth opened mama shoved the soap into my now open mouth.

Oh boy, the taste is so foul, even now I can still taste it, the vilest most horrible taste anybody could imagine, I wanted to heave and retch, anything to get this taste out of my mouth. Mama it seems has had enough. She has promised I will not be able to sit down the next time. I had better watch what I say from now on.